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Ultimate Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket - 8 Stitch Pattern Bundle! Secret Yarnery

Meet Christa at the Secret Yarnery!

Crochet designer, teacher and your biggest cheerleader! I write easy patterns in plain English and film step-by-step tutorials so you can make something you love.

Christa by the numbers

  • 2016

    began teaching

  • 1,200+

    videos

  • 445K+

    YouTube subscribers

  • 250+

    written patterns

Welcome to my yarn-filled world!

Hi, I'm Christa! πŸ‘‹ Mother of four, dog lover, tortoise wrangler, designer, teacher, yarn wall builder and chief cheerleader here at The Secret Yarnery.

I believe crochet should feel like playtime, not homework. So I explain things clearly, show you every step and cheer you on the whole way. Brand new to the hook or hunting for your next colorful project? Pull up a chair, you're welcome here!

Blankets, granny squares, wearables, bags, baskets, flowers... if it can be made from yarn, I've probably got a pattern brewing for it!

Happy hooking! Christa πŸ’•

Christa hugging her puppy Chewie and a rainbow crochet blanket in front of her Yarnscape yarn wall

Let the dice decide! 🎲

My Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket is crochet with a twist: eight granny stitches, mystery color picks and a roll of the dice to decide what comes next. No two blankets ever turn out the same!

  • Want to Make the Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket? Start Here!

Get to know me!

When I am not filming tutorials, I am usually surrounded by animals, yarn and a very patient husband. Here is a little peek at life behind the camera!

  • Baby Rico, a grey puppy, fast asleep on the grass in Christa's garden

    My pack of seven pups!

    Two English Bulldogs, a one-year-old Cane Corso, a toy poodle puppy and a blind cocker spaniel puppy, plus an old rescue dog and a brand new rescue. The blind puppy is a rescue too, and she RUNS around the yard like a bullet! I do have a gym membership, but with a houseful of puppies I don't get there nearly as often as I'd like!

  • The tortoise crew

    Three adult leopard tortoises, a hingeback and dozens of leopard tortoise babies, all nearly five years old. It started as a lockdown experiment that really worked, and now my heart belongs to every little shell! They are my slowest, sweetest crew, and I love watching the babies grow up right here at home. Proof that the best things take their time, just like a good blanket!

    Three of Christa's leopard tortoises gathered around pink crochet hearts on a woven mat in the garden
  • My happy place

    Flip flops, a sunhat and a glass of red wine. My favorite crochet spot is my 22-year-old mahogany bed, which I painted white, much to my husband's distress. Still the best seat in the house!

  • The Drunken Granny, named on a dare!

    The Drunken Granny Crochet Stitch series started with me. It got its name during one of my very first live chats, and I named the tutorial that as a dare!

  • Christa's Yarnscape: a whole wall of yarn sorted into a rainbow, with a disco ball and her toy poodle Chewie peeking in

    Home of the first Yarnscape

    A whole wall of yarn sorted by color, then by weight in every row. It is my favorite view in the house! Spot the fluffy face in the corner? That's Chewie, my six-month-old toy poodle girl. She's like my baby and always right by my side!

What makes my patterns different!

  • Plain English!

    No confusing abbreviations. Just clear steps you can follow from the first stitch to the last.

  • Lefties and righties!

    Step-by-step video tutorials for both right-handed and left-handed crocheters, so everyone can hook along.

  • Made for fun!

    From chaos blankets to crochet flowers, every project is meant to be enjoyed, one row at a time.

Loved by crocheters

Don't just take my word for it!

4.9 out of 5

from 1,549 happy reviews

Your next project starts here!

Pick a tutorial, grab a pattern or pull up a chair in the Speakeasy with other crafters.

Not sure where to start?

Here are three of my favorite first projects. Pick one and hook along with me!

  • Brand new to crochet?

    Easy Crochet Christmas Stocking – Top-Down Pattern with 3 Borders & Simple Color Changes.

    Easy Crochet Christmas Stocking – Top-Down Pattern with 3 Borders & Simple Color Changes

    Instant PDF download

    Price: $12.75
  • Love a little chaos?

    Ultimate Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket - 8 Stitch Pattern Bundle! Secret Yarnery

    Ultimate Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket Pattern - 8 Stitches in One!

    Instant PDF download

    Sale price: $17.75 Regular price: $62.00 Save 71%
  • Short on time?

    Two Hour Slippers – Easy Crochet Slipper Pattern for Quick Comfort.

    Fast Two Hour Slippers – Easy Crochet Slipper Pattern!

    Instant PDF download

    Price: $7.75

Come say hi!

I am @secretyarnery everywhere. Pop by for new patterns, behind-the-scenes peeks and lots of colorful yarn!

What I love to design

Blankets, bags, flowers and more!

Cozy blankets, granny squares, wearables, bags, baskets and crochet flowers. And when you're feeling a little wild, let the dice pick your stitches with my Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket!

Pick a favorite and dive in!