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The Ultimate Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket turns your leftover skeins into a gamified, one-of-a-kind stash-buster. Eight stitch patterns, zero boring rows.
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No confusing abbreviations. Just you, your hook and a good time.
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Plain English
Every pattern is written the way you'd explain it to a friend, so you spend your time stitching, not decoding.
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Lefties welcome
Step-by-step video tutorials for left and right-handed crocheters, so nobody gets left behind.
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Print and go
Printable PDF patterns with full tutorial support, so you can stitch along at your own pace.
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The pattern is very easy to follow especially with the accompanying video! Christa is a great instructor very good attention to detail.
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Having the pattern and the tutorial, I was able to produce a beautiful wearable for myself.
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No need to guess at what she is directing you to do. Also there is a companion video tutorial that helps tremendously when it comes to joining the two squares and adding the edging. I cannot recommend her patterns highly enough.
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It was so easy to do and I made a nice baby blanket with it. Works up really quickly too! Love Secret Yarnery's videos too!
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I love your patterns!! So easy and fun to make!!
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I am really enjoying making this! The pattern along with the video tutorial are easy to follow and it is turning out so pretty 😍
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