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Sober Granny Baby Blanket - Easy to Follow Written Crochet Pattern

As easy as the Drunken Granny, but with a pillow soft texture and no holes!  Using a simple one row repeat, basic crochet stitches, and an adorable border, this is THE ideal baby blanket! Works up fast and can easily be made any size!  Instant PDF download with video tutorial.

Customer Reviews

Based on 66 reviews
Merryl Morrissey
Very disappointing

I would love to crochet this pattern. In fact I brought it. When I tried to open the pdf I got gobbledygook. So I sent an email. Christa replied and was going to send the pattern. After several email telling her I had not received the pattern I asked for a refund. I’m still waiting.

Perfect New Baby Blanket Pattern

I wasn’t sure what to expect and was absolutely delighted to find this pattern was very easy to follow and came out looking super! New baby coming will just love it! Thanks for putting this easy to follow pattern out there!


Easy to remember pattern and the blanket looks gorgeous!!!!

Lyn Hudson
Sober granny baby blanket

I found the pattern easy to follow. I have not crocheted in 40years so was a bit anxious to start but the pattern was very easy to follow and understand am still doing the blanket as I’m making it for a king size bed. I’m really enjoying it and feel encouraged at how simple it is and looks amazing. Thank you for sharing it.

Irene Bray
Great baby blanket

I found this so easy to follow made it in a flash for my great granddaughter. Easy to download and there’s a link to the video