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Guzzling Granny Crochet Baby Blanket – Super Squishy, Cozy Design.

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Guzzling Granny Crochet Baby Blanket – Super Squishy, Cozy Design.

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Guzzling Granny Crochet Baby Blanket – Super Squishy, Cozy Design.

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Guzzling Granny Crochet Baby Blanket – Super Squishy, Cozy Design.

Guzzling Granny Crochet Baby Blanket – Super Squishy, Cozy Design

Part of the Drunken Granny family See all 22
28 reviews
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This super easy one row repeat crochet baby blanket is the perfect addition to the Drunken Granny series! Made with basic double crochet and single crochet stitches, it looks AMAZING on both sides and has super straight edges!

Price: $7.75

Skill level Beginner

  • 7 mm hook
  • 4 #4 Medium yarn
  • Instant PDF Download - No Shipping Required
  • Video tutorials · right & left-handed
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Product details

Pattern at a glance

Pattern level
Beginner
Hook size
7 mm
Yarn weight
4 #4 Medium / Worsted / Aran
Yarn type
Acrylic
Yarn amount

1040g / 1716m(approx. 36.7 oz · 1877 yd)

Colors

Pink: 773g / 1449m(approx. 27.3 oz · 1585 yd)

Grey: 108g / 178m(approx. 3.8 oz · 195 yd)

White: 54g / 89m(approx. 1.9 oz · 97 yd)

My stripes: 8 rows pink, 4 rows grey, 2 rows white, then 59 rows pink, then 2 rows white, 4 rows grey, 8 rows pink

Size

36” x 46”

Size & yarn options

Yarn Used: Saver Pink (size 4 Worsted) and 7 mm hook.

Finished Size: 36” x 46” / 92cm x 117cm(approx. 36.2 in · 46.1 in)

Stitches used
Double CrochetSingle CrochetChain Stitch
Multiple
Any multiple of 8 + 6
Starting chain
142 chains (136 + 6) for my size blanket
Notes
This is what I used for my project. You can use any yarn you have on hand and the hook size recommended on the yarn label!

A Super Squishy, Cozy Blanket

Make a thick, squishy baby blanket with the Guzzling Granny crochet pattern! Its shell stitches create a plush, gently wavy texture. True to its name, this yarn-guzzling design uses plenty of yarn for a dense, cozy finish.

Perfect for all skill levels, this pattern uses a simple shell stitch that adds depth and a beautiful, wavy texture. The Guzzling Granny Blanket is a great project for anyone who loves working with yarn and wants a satisfying, luxurious end product.  Whether you’re crafting a special gift for a new arrival or creating a cozy addition to your nursery, the Guzzling Granny Crochet Baby Blanket brings warmth, softness, and style to any baby’s space.

Why you’ll love it: Super Squishy Shell Design for Ultimate Softness

  • The Guzzling Granny Blanket’s signature shell stitch creates a thick, textured surface that feels soft and luxurious, making it perfect for cuddling.
  • This pattern is designed to “guzzle” yarn, giving you a dense, plush blanket that’s extra warm and cozy—ideal for babies during chilly weather or as a nursery blanket.
  • The shell design adds a gentle, wave-like texture that is both visually appealing and comforting, making it a lovely addition to any baby’s room.
  • This blanket’s squishy texture provides a sense of security and comfort, perfect for babies and parents alike.

Beginner-Friendly Pattern with a Relaxing Stitch Repeat

  • Created for beginners, this pattern uses basic stitches, including single and double crochet, with a simple shell stitch for texture, making it easy to learn and relaxing to work on.
  • Step-by-step instructions guide you through creating each row, ensuring even tension and a professional-looking finish.
  • The repetitive stitch pattern is calming and enjoyable, making it perfect for unwinding while creating a beautiful, functional piece.
  • With its quick work-up time, the Guzzling Granny Baby Blanket is a rewarding project that offers both instant gratification and lasting satisfaction.

Customizable for Any Color Scheme and Size

  • Choose soft pastels for a traditional baby look or experiment with bold colors for a unique twist that reflects your style.
  • Adjust the size by adding or reducing rows, making it suitable for anything from a stroller blanket to a full-size crib cover.
  • The Guzzling Granny Crochet Baby Blanket makes a thoughtful and treasured handmade gift, perfect for baby showers or welcoming a new family member.
  • Durable, easy to wash, and ultra-comfortable, this blanket is a practical and beautiful addition to any nursery.

What’s included

  • A crochet pattern PDF, available as an instant download.
  • Video tutorials for both right- and left-handed crocheters.

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Customer Reviews

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Shirley Lynch
Guzzling granny blanket

As a beginner I will say it is very easy. I am doing it in variegated pastels. So cute. I wish I had used an inexpensive yarn as it truly guzzled yarn

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Lynne Richardson
Seems a good pattern

Looking forward to starting this

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Angelique Rice
Guzzling review

A fun, beautiful pattern and I really enjoyed turning this pattern into a blanket. Thank you

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Betty Stoddard
Guzzler!

Very soft and comfortable. Will make another one!

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J.F.

Beautiful and easy!

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