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Sober Granny Baby Blanket

As easy as the Drunken Granny, but with a pillow soft texture and no holes!  Using a simple one row repeat, basic crochet stitches, and an adorable border, this is THE ideal baby blanket! Works up fast and can easily be made any size! 

Instant PDF download and both right and left handed video tutorials.

Customer Reviews

Based on 96 reviews
Libby Krautsak
Download of Sober Granny Blanket

After downloading this pattern it was impossible to print in a meaningful way. 24 pages with 2" on the left of each page. I am very disappointed. I had to transcribe for it to be useful.

Maureen Porcas
Love the pattern

Easy to understand great for us lefty’s enjoying it

Sheila L Norris
Easy to do

My great-great granddaughter will be here in a few months, and I was looking for a different stitch for her blanket. I found this on YOUTUBE and it's perfect. It works up quickly and is just beautiful. I also just love the name. ;-)

Colleen Pepper
Love the sober granny

This pattern works up super fast and with the yarn I'm using it feels like a cloud. I really enjoy how meditative it is too.


This is the perfect pattern for a beginner. Forgiving of slightly variable tension which I have found tricky as a knitter converting to crochet. It works up quickly and is really satisfying for the effort. Absolutely love this pattern. Thank you Christa