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Ultimate Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket Pattern - 8 Stitches in One!

Name: Ultimate Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket Pattern - 8 Stitches in One!
Brand: Secret Yarnery
SKU: S2286Y
Price: 17.75 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (9 reviews)

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Bring a little color and happy unpredictability to your next blanket with the Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket crochet-along pattern! Mix eight Drunken Granny stitches and choose from eight colors at random to create a lively, one-of-a-kind design. Pick your colors, settle into the stitches, and let the blanket take shape row by row!

$17.75 ~~Regular price: $62.00~~

Skill level Advanced Beginner

7 mm hook
#4 Medium yarn

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Pattern at a glance

Pattern level: Advanced Beginner
Hook size: 7 mm
Yarn weight: #4 Medium / Worsted / Aran
Yarn type: Acrylic
Colors: Mix eight Drunken Granny stitches and choose from eight colors at random to create a lively, one-of-a-kind design.
Size: Width: 120 stitches = 39" / 100cm | 240 stitches = 79" / 200cm
Size & yarn options: Yarn Used: Size 4 Worsted Weight Acrylic
Hook Sizes: 7 mm and 6 mm
Size (Width): 120 stitches = 39" / 100cm | 240 stitches = 79" / 200cm
Stitches used: Double CrochetSingle Crochet
Multiple: Any multiple of 120 - I chained 120 + 1 for mine: 120 Single Crochet
Starting chain: Chain 121 (120 + 1), then work 120 single crochet stitches.
Notes: This is what I used for my project. You can use any yarn you have on hand and the hook size recommended on the yarn label!

8 Fabulous Stitches in One Pattern

Instant digital download: a 26-page crochet pattern PDF with eight compatible stitch variations, printable game cards, and tracking sheets. Digital pattern only. No finished blanket, yarn, or printed materials are included.

Embrace the chaos, bust your yarn stash, and let the dice decide your next row!

Are you tired of staring at your yarn stash wondering what to make next? Do you love the classic, cozy texture of the Drunken Granny stitch but want to spice things up? Welcome to the Ultimate Drunken Granny Chaos Blanket, the interactive, gamified crochet adventure that turns your leftover skeins into a stunning, one-of-a-kind masterpiece!

This isn't just a crochet pattern—it’s a 26-page printable toolkit designed to make crocheting fun, unpredictable, and completely stress-free. We’ve done all the complex stitch-count math for you. Every single one of the 8 custom stitch variations in this pattern is perfectly engineered to work together, meaning you can swap styles seamlessly without ever worrying about wonky edges.

🎲 What’s Inside the 26-Page Premium PDF Download:

8 Exclusive Stitch Patterns: Step-by-step, easy-to-read written instructions for 8 distinct Drunken Granny variations (including the Sober, Guzzling, Beached, Sundae, Dirty, and Speedy grannies!).
Printable Game Cards: Ready-to-print cutouts featuring each stitch and color prompt. Pop them in a jar or a teapot, draw a card, and let fate decide your daily crochet routine.
Master Color Sheet Tracker: Interactive planning sheets to help you map out your yarn stash, assign random color schemes, and log your rows.
Flawless Stitch Compatibility: No math required! Every pattern is perfectly calculated to match the same foundational stitch count so your blanket stays perfectly straight.

💰 A $62.00 Value for Just $17.75!

Purchased individually, these 8 standalone stitch patterns would cost you $62.00. With this one pattern, you get all 8 stitches plus the entire printable game system and tracking logs for less than $2.25 per stitch!

📐 Project Details & Skill Level:

Skill Level: Advanced Beginner. If you know the basic granny stitch, you can do this!
Language: English (US Terms)
Format: Instant 26-page printable PDF download. Print at home or view digitally on your tablet or phone.
Yarn Friendly: Perfect for scrap yarn, mystery stashes, or your favorite curated color palettes.

Click ADD TO CART to download your Chaos Kit and start rolling for your rows today!

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What crocheters are saying

Haven't started yet, but..

the instructions seem pretty clear and well written. I'm still pretty much a novice level crocheter but think I can do this. Hope to start in the next few weeks.

I would consider myself an advanced beginner. The pattern instructs are clearly written and easy to follow even for someone who isn't proficient at reading patterns.

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I haven’t started yet it took me awhile to find the download I’m not that great at technology. It looks good I will start soon I have three WIP’s ongoing now.

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